Паранормальный бугурт/Translations

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BE SO ADVANCED LIFE FORM THAT YOU NEED TWO HUMAN BODIES AS HOSTS
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YOU HAVE TWO DIFFERENT LIVES AND PRETEND THAT THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS
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YOU END EACH OTHER JOKES (YOUR OWN JOKES), EVERYONE WONDERS HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER WITH LITTLE TO NO WORDS
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WHEN BEING IN A COMPANY YOU START TO TELL A JOKE WITH A FIRST BODY
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THE SECOND ONE SAYS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY

BE AN ENERGY LIFE FORM WHICH POSSESSES HUMAN BODIES
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YOU LIKE TO TELL STORIES FROM YOUR PREVIOUS LIVES LIKE THESE ARE STORIES YOU HEARD SOMEWHERE
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ONE DAY YOU MEET YOUR OLD PAL, HE ASKS YOU TO TELL THE END OF A STORY WHICH YOU DID NOT TELL HIM TO THE END LONG TIME AGO
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HE IS GOING YOUR WAY, YOU TELL IT AND SAY GOODBYE
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AFTER RETURNING TO HOME YOU REMEMBER: YESTERDAY YOU CHANGED A BODY AND NO ONE KNOWS YOU IN THIS FORM YET

LIVING ON FIFTH FLOOR
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YOUR NEIGHBOUR FROM BELOW GRUNTS TOO LOUD
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GOING DOWN TO HIM
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IT TURNS OUT THAT THERE IS NO FOURTH FLOOR
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DISPLEASED, YOU GROWL
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THE NEXT YOU ARE GOING DOWN THE STAIRS

EVERY MORNING WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU SEE A RED SPOT ON A CEILING; GOING TO SLEEP IN A LIVING ROOM - MEETING DAWN IN YOUR ROOM, YOUR FRIENDS DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY BEFORE MORNING YOU BECOME WEIRD AND GO HOME TO SLEEP THERE
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THE RED SPOT DISTURBS YOU MORE THAN A CRADLE FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD SUNG BY SOMEONE IN A FLAT NEXT TO YOURS, WHERE NOBODY LIVES FOR A WEEK
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THIS COLOUR ON A DIRTY CEILING TERRIFIES YOU MERE THAN GRIM GIANTS WHO WATCH YOU WITH THEIR BLACK EMPTY EYES FROM EVERY WINDOW
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ABSENCE OF ODOURS THRILLS YOU MORE THAN THE FACT THAT YOU WOKE UP IN 2030, ALTHOUGH YESTERDAY IT WAS 2015
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RED, SCARLET, CRIMSON, CORAL - YOU ARE TRYING TO REMEMBER SYNONYMS TO THIS NASTY WORD WHILE YOUR HANDS ARE CHOKING YOU
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YOU ARE WHEEZING, EVERYTHING GOES DARK, BUT THE SPOT DOESN'T DISAPPEAR
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YET AGAIN YOU ESCAPE FROM A TIME LOOP, DOOMED TO EXPERIENCE WORST MOMENTS FROM YOUR LIFE
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BAD MEMORIES ARE ALWAYS NEAR YOU, JUST LIKE DEATH
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DARKNESS
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YOU WAKE UP
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RED SPOT ON CEILING
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FIRST WORDS OF THE CRADLE
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YOUR HANDS SHAKE

BE SCIENTIST, FOR SEVERAL LAST YEARS YOU ARE WORKING AT A MIND READING DEVICE
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YOU TEST IT ON MICE, IT TAKES PRIMITIVE IMAGES
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TESTING ON MORE AND MORE ADVANCED ANIMALS, EVERYTHING WORKS JUST GREAT
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TESTING ON YOURSELF, SURPRISED TO WATCH AT YOUR OWN THOUGHTS FROM THE OUTSIDE
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YOU DECIDE TO TEST IT ON OTHER HUMANS
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THE DEVICE SHOWS NOTHING, ONLY EMPTY SCREEN

RIDING A BUS, GOING HOME AFTER HARD TIME ON JOB
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YOU WANT TO STRETCH OUT IN YOUR SEAT, BUT YOU MUST NOT RELAX
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LEGS SHOULDER-WIDTH APART, HANDS ON CHEST, WATCHING FORVARD AND NOT BLINKING
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ALL PASSENGERS ARE STRAINED
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ALL PASSENGERS ARE WAITING
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A CORPULENT WOMAN IN A SEAT NEXT TO YOU BREAKS DOWN AND SIGHS LOUDLY
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ALL PEOPLE IN THE BUS JUMP ON HER
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TODAY YOU ARE LUCKY - YOU SIT NEXT TO HER AND MANAGE TO GET BEST PARTS
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BUS IS GOING TO THE LAST STOP NONSTOP
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EVERYONE GOES OUTSIDE, NO ONE LOOKS AT OTHERS
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A GRANDMA WITH AN OLD BAG AWKWARDLY WIPES HER CHIN FROM BLOOD WITH A HANDKERCHIEF
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EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR NEXT BUS

YOU GO TO KITCHEN TO BOIL SOME WATER
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EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN: CHANDELIER IS ON FLOOR, FRIDGE HANGS OVER YOU
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YOU SNICKER, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO TEN
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OPEN
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NOTHING CHANGED
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YOU OPEN YOUR HAND, CUP QUICKLY FLIES UPWARDS, AFTER SECONDS IT'S SHARDS ARE SCATTERED THROUGH ALL THE KITCHEN
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YOU DECIDE TO RETURN TO YOUR ROOM AND SLEEP
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YOU FINALLY MANAGE TO FALL ASLEEP AFTER SEVERAL HOURS
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AT MORNING YOUR PARENTS WAKE YOU UP
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- WHAT YOU DID?!
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THEY PULL YOU TO THE KITCHEN, YESTERDAY SCENE IS REVIVED
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BUT NOW YOU SEE: CHANDELIER JUST LIES ON THE FLOOR, SHARDS OF YOUR CUP ARE PATCHED TO CEILING WITH DUCT TAPE
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PARENTS ARE SILENT, YOU GO OUT OF THE KITCHEN
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YOUR REFLECTION IN A MIRROR SMILES AT YOU
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IT'S UPSIDE DOWN

LATE EVENING, YOU GO OUTSIDE TO BUY SOME BREAD
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SOMETHING IS WRONG
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THERE ARE NO STARS ON THE SKY
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THE DOOR YOU WENT OUTSIDE THROUGH IS BRICKED
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VASYA THE DRUNKARD PASSES BY AND SAYS: "CAN I BUM A SMOKE?"
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ONE OF HIS HANDS IS LONGER THAN OTHER
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HIS BODY IS MADE OF PARTS OF DIFFERENT BODIES
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YOU ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE, BUT YOUR KNEES HIT SOMETHING HARD
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IT TURNS OUT THAR YOU ARE SITTING BEHIND A SCHOOL DESK, IT IS EARLY MORNING
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A STUDENT NEXT TO YOU SAYS: "WAKE UP"
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YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE FALLING
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YOU EXTEND A HAND TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR, HE TURNS INTO ASH AND CRUMBLES
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YOU WANT TO SCREAM, BUT AIR BUBBLES GO OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND FLOAT UPWARDS
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YOU ARE SWIMMING REALLY DEEP IN AN ENDLESS SEA OF BLOOD

YOU ENTER A ROOM
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LOOKING AT YOUR HANDS PERPLEXEDLY: "WHAT I WANTED TO DO?"
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- AND WHY AM I LOOKING AT MY HANDS? - YOU SAY AT LOUD, NOTICING THAT THEY ARE MISSING LITTLE FINGERS
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YOU CLIP VERY QUICKLY, LOOK AT HANDS AGAIN - NOW LEFT ONE IS MISSING MIDDLE FINGER, RIGHT ONE IS MISSING RIGHT FINGER
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YOU FEEL NO PAIN, AS WELL AS...
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A MIRROR REFLECTS YOU WITH SCARED LOOK, BAGS UNDER EYES AND A SCRATCH ON A CHICK
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YOU TURN YOUR LOOK AWAY, STARTING TO CHOKE, BREATHING THROUGH MOUTH LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER
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LOOKING AT MIRROR AGAIN - YOU HAVE NO NOSE
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TURNING AWAY FROM MIRROR, LOOKING DOWN, REALIZING THAT YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING ANYMORE
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YOU ARE SO SCARED THAT YOU FALL ON THE FLOOR
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YOUR LEFT LEG HURTS, YOU EXAMINE IT
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YOU FEAR EVEN TO CLIP FROM REALIZATION OF WHAT HAPPENS
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- MOMMY, - WHINE YOU BEFORE CLOSING EYES, YOU DON'T DARE TO OPEN THEM
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THERE IS ONLY ONE LEG LEFT